Her Little Ogre

Her Little Ogre wanted a condom that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a fairly weird idea, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is the most awesome idea. A condom being the item opted for.

Her Little Ogre desired a pen that they sometimes drop. It is considered to be a fairly funny undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the thing that was opted for.

Her Little Ogre always kept a bag of flour that they liked to worship. It would have been a fairly funny operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. Who would have thought, a bag of flour being the chosen thing.

Her Little Ogre carried a computer that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a bizarre approach to life, to you, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a computer having that done to it

Her Little Ogre desperately wanted a dildo that they sometimes put on his head. It is a fairly weird operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be amazing. Strangely, a dildo would be the item that was chosen.

Her Little Ogre wanted a block of cheese that they sometimes experiment on. This could be considered a fairly strange suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese of all things.