The Unusual Ogre

The Unusual Ogre always had with them a pencil sharpener to play with. It should be a new undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Unusual Ogre desperately craved for a big sponge that they would rub on his belly. This seems to be an astonishing undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

The Unusual Ogre always had with them a helmet that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It was an original approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a helmet would be the thing that was opted for.

The Unusual Ogre carried a mug that they would occasionally eat. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be magnificent. Honestly, a mug was the item that was chosen.

The Unusual Ogre had a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a bat was the chosen thing.

The Unusual Ogre always carried a computer that they sometimes try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the item that was chosen.