My Scary Ogre

My Scary Ogre desperately desired a rubber johnny that they would break. One might say this is a fairly bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was entertaining. A rubber johnny being the chosen thing.

My Scary Ogre desired a sponge to try to nail to the wall. One might say this is a bizarre approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a sponge is the thing to choose.

My Scary Ogre looked for a sack of potatoes that they would sleep with. One might consider this to be an extraordinary thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be simply life. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to select.

My Scary Ogre desperately needed a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should be an odd approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was opted for.

My Scary Ogre desperately looked for a hat that they would put down their trousers. It should have been an unusual proposal, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a hat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Scary Ogre had a stretchman that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This seems to be an odd suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a stretchman would be the item chosen.