The Anxious Ogre

The Anxious Ogre wanted a can of Tango that they would often worship. It is considered to be an astonishing proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a can of Tango would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Ogre needed a bag of poop that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly odd action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a bag of poop was the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Ogre had a Harry Potter wand to demolish. This seems to be a fairly funny approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a Harry Potter wand would be the item chosen.

The Anxious Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they would occasionally annihilate It was an unusual undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

The Anxious Ogre had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. It might be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the item selected.

The Anxious Ogre always carried a rubber johnny to drop. This seems to be an unusual action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was magnificent. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the chosen thing.