The Funny Ogre

The Funny Ogre had a sword to hug. One might find this to be a fairly different thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be fun. Honestly, a sword is the thing to opt for.

The Funny Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they would put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly curious suggestion, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.

The Funny Ogre always kept a cheese grater that they would demolish. It is a different proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a cheese grater being the chosen item.

The Funny Ogre desperately needed a crown to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly new exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown would be the thing that was selected.

The Funny Ogre had a cup that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a cup being the chosen item.

The Funny Ogre owned a dildo that they would occasionally throw. It would have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was entertaining. Strangely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.