The Horny Ogre

The Horny Ogre craved for a melon to drop. This seems to be a new exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was simply life. A melon is the thing to select.

The Horny Ogre desperately wanted a painting of a melon that they sometimes demolish. One might find this to be a funny suggestion, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

The Horny Ogre looked for a pint of beer that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This is certainly a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was amazing. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer is the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Ogre found a helmet that they sometimes demolish. It might have been a fairly different activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be fun. Who would have thought, a helmet was the thing that was chosen.

The Horny Ogre desperately looked for a pint of cider to break. One might say this is a new thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider would be the item that was opted for.

The Horny Ogre always kept a radiator that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was amazing. Strangely, a radiator would be the thing that was selected.