The Boring Ogre

The Boring Ogre always kept a condom that they would often put up their bum. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was entertaining. Strangely, a condom was the thing that was selected.

The Boring Ogre wanted a little monkey to put in the bath with him. It should have been a fairly bizarre action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be out of this world. Strangely, a little monkey being the chosen thing.

The Boring Ogre craved for a stretchman that they sometimes eat. This seems to be a fairly weird thing to do, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, out of this world. Honestly, a stretchman would be the thing that was opted for.

The Boring Ogre wanted a bat that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should have been an unusual idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was stunning. Remarkably, a bat would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Ogre carried a magic 8 ball that they sometimes sit and look at. It would be a different activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Ogre desperately desired a pencil sharpener to rub on his belly. It should have been an odd suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a pencil sharpener being the item selected.