Her Little Ogre

Her Little Ogre searched for a sack of potatoes that they would often play with. It is an original activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

Her Little Ogre always kept a sword that they would occasionally break. One might consider this to be a fairly curious action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a sword was the chosen item.

Her Little Ogre often carried a lava lamp that they would often worship. One might say this is a new thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the thing to select.

Her Little Ogre looked for a pint of cider that they would often rub on his belly. One might find this to be a weird thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the thing to opt for.

Her Little Ogre always carried a wig that they would often put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly bizarre exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a wig is the thing to select.

Her Little Ogre always kept a wig that they liked to hug. This might appear to be a peculiar proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Honestly, a wig is the item that was chosen.