Big Ogre

Big Ogre desperately searched for a vibrator that they sometimes demolish. This might appear to be a weird approach to life, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a vibrator is the item to select.

Big Ogre owned a custard pie that they would hug. One might say this is a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a custard pie would be the chosen thing.

Big Ogre looked for a helmet that they would occasionally break. It might be an exciting idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet of all things.

Big Ogre owned a porno magazine that they would occasionally play with. It would have been a fairly different activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a porno magazine having that done to it

Big Ogre desperately looked for a crown that they would demolish. This might appear to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to select.

Big Ogre always carried a sack of potatoes that they would occasionally smash. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is entertaining. Honestly, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.