The Exceptional Ogre

The Exceptional Ogre desired a helmet that they would sometimes break. It might have been a bizarre approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a helmet was the chosen thing.

The Exceptional Ogre desperately looked for a vibrator that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was wonderous. Who would have thought, a vibrator was the item that was opted for.

The Exceptional Ogre always carried a stretchman that they would occasionally put on his head. This is certainly a fairly funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. Strangely, a stretchman would be the item that was selected.

The Exceptional Ogre found a can of Tango that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This could be considered an odd thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango being the item selected.

The Exceptional Ogre often carried a bag of poop that they liked to share. It is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a bag of poop being the thing selected.

The Exceptional Ogre desperately desired a pencil sharpener to drop. It should have been a bizarre operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be out of this world. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.