His Tired Ogre

His Tired Ogre always kept a vibrator that they liked to drop. It is a curious undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item chosen.

His Tired Ogre desperately needed a bag of poop that they would sometimes put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly odd suggestion, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a bag of poop would be the item that was selected.

His Tired Ogre had a sack of potatoes that they sometimes embrace. One might say this is a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was selected.

His Tired Ogre craved for a crown that they would insert somewhere. This seems to be a fairly exciting activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown was the item that was opted for.

His Tired Ogre often carried a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes rub on his belly. This seems an astonishing activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A sack of potatoes being the thing opted for.

His Tired Ogre always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes break. It is considered to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a stapler being the item selected.