A Cheerful Ogre

A Cheerful Ogre desperately craved for a sponge that they would sit and look at. One might consider this to be a funny proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is miraculous. A sponge being the chosen thing.

A Cheerful Ogre desperately looked for a pint of cider to throw. It would have been a fairly bizarre thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider was the chosen thing.

A Cheerful Ogre always carried a big sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a big sponge is the item to choose.

A Cheerful Ogre wanted a painting of a melon that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon being the thing selected.

A Cheerful Ogre desperately craved for a wig that they sometimes put up their bum. It would be an original exercise, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, epic. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

A Cheerful Ogre had a cheese grater that they would play with. One might say this is an extraordinary proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a cheese grater was the chosen thing.