A Cute Ogre

A Cute Ogre wanted a pen that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It is considered to be an astonishing approach to life, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was out of this world. Who would have thought, a pen would be the item that was opted for.

A Cute Ogre desperately desired a bottle of wine to put up their bum. One might find this to be a fairly original thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of wine being the item selected.

A Cute Ogre carried a rubber johnny that they would put in the bath with him. It would be an odd exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be amazing. Honestly, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

A Cute Ogre desperately searched for a pint of cider that they would occasionally share. It is an odd suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

A Cute Ogre looked for a cucumber that they would sometimes throw. It is a bizarre suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber was the thing that was opted for.

A Cute Ogre craved for a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly exciting undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the thing that was chosen.