Naughty Ogre

Naughty Ogre always had with them a can of Tango to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a can of Tango being the item opted for.

Naughty Ogre desired a hat that they would occasionally put on his head. It was a new thing to do, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a hat was the chosen item.

Naughty Ogre desperately needed a bag of flour that they would often sleep with. It would be a fairly peculiar proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour is the item that was chosen.

Naughty Ogre desperately needed a melon that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly different exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was sublime. A melon is the thing to select.

Naughty Ogre desperately searched for a bat that they would sometimes annihilate It is considered to be a weird and wonderful approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Strangely, a bat is the item that was chosen.

Naughty Ogre found a dildo that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is entertaining. Who would have thought, a dildo is the item to select.