A Hungry Ogre

A Hungry Ogre desperately needed a porno magazine that they would often insert somewhere. It should have been an odd approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be awesome. Bizarrely, a porno magazine was the item that was opted for.

A Hungry Ogre often carried a sponge that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was a strange idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge is the item to opt for.

A Hungry Ogre desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would experiment on. One might find this to be a strange exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the thing that was opted for.

A Hungry Ogre searched for a lava lamp that they would smash. It was considered to be an extraordinary activity, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

A Hungry Ogre desperately craved for a set of lego that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego would be the chosen thing.

A Hungry Ogre searched for a pencil sharpener that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It might have been a new proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be out of this world. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener being the chosen item.