My Green Ogre

My Green Ogre desired a melon that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is wonderous. Bizarrely, a melon would be the thing that was opted for.

My Green Ogre wanted a bottle of beer that they would sleep with. It was considered to be a curious idea, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awe-inspring. A bottle of beer is the item to choose.

My Green Ogre often carried a cup that they would occasionally demolish. This seems to be a funny thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, stunning. A cup is the thing to opt for.

My Green Ogre desired a block of cheese to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly exciting suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have imagined, a block of cheese being the item selected.

My Green Ogre searched for a magic 8 ball to embrace. It is considered to be a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was fun. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the thing that was selected.

My Green Ogre owned a tomato that they would often worship. This seems a curious thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the item that was opted for.