My Beautiful Ogre

My Beautiful Ogre always carried a rubber chicken that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly funny undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was awesome. Honestly, a rubber chicken is the thing to opt for.

My Beautiful Ogre owned a sponge that they would occasionally rub on his belly. It might be a fairly unusual operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a sponge being the item selected.

My Beautiful Ogre always had with them a pencil sharpener that they liked to put up their bum. This seems a fairly bizarre operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a pencil sharpener is the item that was chosen.

My Beautiful Ogre desperately looked for a set square that they would occasionally insert somewhere. This might appear to be a different action, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be out of this world. Strangely, a set square being the thing selected.

My Beautiful Ogre desperately wanted a little monkey that they liked to demolish. This might appear to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be miraculous. Who would have thought, a little monkey being the item selected.

My Beautiful Ogre found a CD player that they liked to worship. It should be a fairly unusual proposal, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was amazing. Honestly, a CD player of all things.