His Nervous Ogre

His Nervous Ogre desperately needed a sponge that they would often hug. This seems to be a fairly weird action, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Ogre had a custard pie that they would insert somewhere. It might be a fairly astonishing operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Remarkably, a custard pie is the item to choose.

His Nervous Ogre desperately wanted a condom that they would occasionally put on his head. It should be a weird proposal, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a condom would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Ogre needed a vibrator that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be an exciting operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A vibrator would be the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Ogre desperately needed a little monkey that they liked to sleep with. This seems to be a somewhat surprising undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the thing that was opted for.

His Nervous Ogre desperately desired a teapot to annihilate One might find this to be a fairly exciting activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.