My Magical Ogre

My Magical Ogre always carried a custard pie that they liked to insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly funny exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the thing to select.

My Magical Ogre wanted a little monkey that they would often put on his head. This seems to be an extraordinary exercise, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a little monkey is the thing to select.

My Magical Ogre desperately needed a dildo that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a new suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was entertaining. A dildo was the item that was chosen.

My Magical Ogre found a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the item chosen.

My Magical Ogre found a Harry Potter wand that they liked to annihilate This is certainly a weird proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

My Magical Ogre desperately desired a bottle of coke to put down their trousers. It might have been a fairly peculiar operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was epic. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.