The Nervous Ogre

The Nervous Ogre needed a dildo that they would put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly funny activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a dildo would be the chosen thing.

The Nervous Ogre always kept a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. It should be a fairly unusual idea, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a pencil sharpener was the item that was opted for.

The Nervous Ogre desperately craved for a ball that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly bizarre suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a ball was the item that was selected.

The Nervous Ogre desperately needed a spade that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a spade would be the item that was selected.

The Nervous Ogre had a hat that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be out of this world. Bizarrely, a hat was the chosen thing.

The Nervous Ogre had a CD player that they liked to put in the bath with him. It should be a fairly original activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was simply life. Honestly, a CD player would be the item that was opted for.