His Weary Ogre

His Weary Ogre craved for a cheese grater that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a fairly curious proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes sit and look at. This seems a fairly unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, fun. Honestly, a helmet is the item to choose.

His Weary Ogre desperately desired a dildo that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This seems a surprising thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be simply life. You wouldnt have thought, a dildo would be the thing that was chosen.

His Weary Ogre craved for a Harry Potter wand that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly unusual suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. Who would have imagined, a Harry Potter wand being the chosen item.

His Weary Ogre craved for a ball that they would sleep with. It is a fairly exciting exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a ball of all things.

His Weary Ogre desired a spade that they would sometimes smash. This might appear to be a new thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Bizarrely, a spade is the thing to select.