Their Purple Ogre

Their Purple Ogre always carried a mug to experiment on. It is a fairly different undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be wonderful. Strangely, a mug being the chosen thing.

Their Purple Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand to try to nail to the wall. This seems a fairly weird and wonderful approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the thing that was selected.

Their Purple Ogre wanted a can of coke to cuddle. It should have been a fairly astonishing action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was sublime. Honestly, a can of coke is the thing to choose.

Their Purple Ogre owned a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. This seems an original suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Remarkably, a pint of cider was the item that was selected.

Their Purple Ogre desperately needed a rubber johnny that they would often annihilate It would be a new thought, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

Their Purple Ogre craved for a painting of a melon that they sometimes eat. It would have been an unusual action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon is the item to opt for.