Her Chinese Ogre

Her Chinese Ogre always had with them a stapler that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly exciting operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the chosen item.

Her Chinese Ogre desired a block of cheese that they would sleep with. It is considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be wonderous. Who would have thought, a block of cheese was the thing that was selected.

Her Chinese Ogre often carried a pint of cider that they sometimes put in the bath with him. One might find this to be a fairly odd approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider is the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre owned a cup to put up their bum. One might find this to be an astonishing thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be awesome. Honestly, a cup was the item that was chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre looked for a condom to rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird thing to do, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a condom would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Chinese Ogre looked for a pint of cider that they would throw. It would be a fairly unusual thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider being the item selected.