Their Handsome Ogre

Their Handsome Ogre always kept a vibrator that they would sometimes rub on his belly. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Their Handsome Ogre desired a vibrator that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a curious operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have thought, a vibrator was the item that was selected.

Their Handsome Ogre desperately wanted a rubber chicken to embrace. This is certainly a weird proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was spectacular. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Ogre always kept a bag of flour that they would often worship. It would be a fairly different action, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Their Handsome Ogre often carried a condom that they would occasionally drop. It would have been a funny activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a condom is the item to opt for.

Their Handsome Ogre found a pen that they would put up their bum. It is a funny action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was awesome. Honestly, a pen is the item to choose.