Blue Ogre

Blue Ogre desperately wanted a pint of beer that they sometimes worship. This seems to be a new activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of beer would be the item chosen.

Blue Ogre searched for a sponge that they liked to demolish. This seems to be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a sponge would be the item that was chosen.

Blue Ogre desired a bottle of coke that they liked to sit and look at. This could be considered a fairly odd undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

Blue Ogre found a computer that they would worship. This seems to be a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a computer of all things.

Blue Ogre desperately craved for a porno magazine that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a curious idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a porno magazine being the item selected.

Blue Ogre had a can of Tango that they sometimes annihilate It would be a fairly different operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.