Her Green Ogre

Her Green Ogre always carried a rubber chicken that they would often worship. It would have been a fairly original idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is exciting. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken is the item that was chosen.

Her Green Ogre needed a bag of poop that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a fairly different operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of poop is the item to choose.

Her Green Ogre desired a spade that they would insert somewhere. It is considered to be a fairly unusual undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a spade would be the chosen thing.

Her Green Ogre desperately craved for a sword that they liked to annihilate This seems a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword being the chosen thing.

Her Green Ogre owned a computer that they liked to play with. It was a fairly different idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer is the thing to opt for.

Her Green Ogre found a bottle of coke that they would often put up their bum. This might appear to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, stunning. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.