Fat Ogre

Fat Ogre owned a porno magazine that they liked to smash. This could be considered a fairly astonishing undertaking, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have imagined, a porno magazine was the thing that was selected.

Fat Ogre needed a computer that they sometimes worship. It might be a different thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a computer was the thing that was opted for.

Fat Ogre carried a computer that they would occasionally demolish. This seems a fairly different action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.

Fat Ogre looked for a bag of flour that they would rub on his belly. It should be an exciting approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea is awesome. Who would have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was chosen.

Fat Ogre always kept a block of cheese that they would often insert somewhere. It would be a fairly different undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was opted for.

Fat Ogre desperately wanted a condom that they liked to put up their bum. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a condom being the chosen thing.