The Cute Ogre

The Cute Ogre desperately craved for a little monkey that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Cute Ogre desperately searched for a stapler that they would experiment on. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful exercise, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a stapler was the item that was selected.

The Cute Ogre looked for a spade that they would hug. This could be considered a surprising thought, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, out of this world. Who would have thought, a spade was the chosen item.

The Cute Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they would often experiment on. It would have been a fairly extraordinary undertaking, to me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be entertaining. Remarkably, a helmet being the thing selected.

The Cute Ogre craved for a condom that they would put down their trousers. One might find this to be an original approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is spectacular. Bizarrely, a condom would be the item chosen.

The Cute Ogre often carried a melon that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might say this is an exciting approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, breathtaking. Honestly, a melon being the chosen thing.