The Jolly Ogre

The Jolly Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would put up their bum. One might consider this to be an unusual thought, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a bag of poop would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Ogre desperately looked for a bag of flour that they would sometimes embrace. It might have been a fairly weird and wonderful proposal, to me, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bag of flour would be the thing that was opted for.

The Jolly Ogre craved for a painting of a melon to put up their bum. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be entertaining. Honestly, a painting of a melon being the chosen thing.

The Jolly Ogre searched for a cup to share. This seems to be an unusual proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. A cup is the thing that was chosen.

The Jolly Ogre desperately desired a bottle of coke that they would occasionally put on his head. It is a fairly odd suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.

The Jolly Ogre desired a ball that they would put up their bum. It was considered to be a funny activity, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a ball would be the item that was opted for.