The Anxious Ogre

The Anxious Ogre needed a little monkey that they sometimes drop. This might appear to be a fairly different action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A little monkey being the item opted for.

The Anxious Ogre desperately wanted a stapler that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Bizarrely, a stapler being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Ogre desperately searched for a magic 8 ball that they would put up their bum. It might have been a fairly extraordinary proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

The Anxious Ogre desperately looked for a radiator that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It might have been an odd proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a radiator having that done to it

The Anxious Ogre carried a rubber johnny that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. This might appear to be a peculiar thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was chosen.

The Anxious Ogre desperately looked for a toilet brush that they would occasionally worship. It should be an astonishing thought, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is epic. A toilet brush of all things.