The Big Ogre

The Big Ogre owned a painting of a melon that they would occasionally eat. It might have been a fairly different undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels it would be simply life. Remarkably, a painting of a melon of all things.

The Big Ogre wanted a cup that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly exciting thing to do, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a cup was the thing that was chosen.

The Big Ogre desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly astonishing idea, to you, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be spectacular. Who would have thought, a block of cheese being the item selected.

The Big Ogre looked for a toilet brush that they would drop. One might consider this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it was awesome. Remarkably, a toilet brush being the thing opted for.

The Big Ogre looked for a bat that they would often insert somewhere. This could be considered a peculiar idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

The Big Ogre looked for a computer that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It might be a surprising approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a computer was the item that was selected.