The Lovely Ogre

The Lovely Ogre needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to worship. It might be a fairly original operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was exciting. Honestly, a sack of potatoes of all things.

The Lovely Ogre desperately looked for a crown that they sometimes demolish. It should be a surprising thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Bizarrely, a crown would be the thing that was opted for.

The Lovely Ogre had a custard pie that they would occasionally eat. It might be a funny suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a custard pie would be the thing that was chosen.

The Lovely Ogre desperately craved for a stapler that they would sometimes worship. One might consider this to be a different action, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler was the item that was opted for.

The Lovely Ogre found a little monkey that they liked to sit and look at. It might have been a different suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was stunning. A little monkey being the thing opted for.

The Lovely Ogre desired a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. One might say this is a fairly surprising suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the thing that was opted for.