The Angry Ogre

The Angry Ogre always had with them a bag of poop that they would often throw. It might have been a fairly bizarre thing to do, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was entertaining. Bizarrely, a bag of poop is the thing to choose.

The Angry Ogre always carried a teapot that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It should have been a fairly curious thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a teapot is the item to select.

The Angry Ogre desperately needed a dildo that they would sometimes drop. This seems to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a dildo was the item that was chosen.

The Angry Ogre always carried a helmet that they would occasionally sleep with. It would have been an astonishing undertaking, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

The Angry Ogre desired a pint of cider that they would demolish. It was considered to be a fairly peculiar undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was sublime. Bizarrely, a pint of cider would be the item chosen.

The Angry Ogre always kept a toilet brush that they would often insert somewhere. One might consider this to be a fairly different suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.