The Determined Ogre

The Determined Ogre always kept a toilet brush that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be a new activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush of all things.

The Determined Ogre needed a sack of potatoes to sit and look at. It should be an odd proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A sack of potatoes is the item that was chosen.

The Determined Ogre always kept a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was spectacular. Who would have imagined, a can of Dr Pepper would be the chosen thing.

The Determined Ogre had a bottle of beer that they would often annihilate It would have been a somewhat surprising approach to life, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, amazing. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Determined Ogre desperately searched for a pen that they would occasionally smash. It might be a fairly new operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a pen being the chosen item.

The Determined Ogre found a bottle of coke that they liked to put up their bum. It is a fairly bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be sublime. Bizarrely, a bottle of coke would be the chosen thing.