Different Ogre

Different Ogre often carried a rubber chicken to throw. It might have been a fairly surprising proposal, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the thing that was chosen.

Different Ogre had a wig that they would eat. This seems to be a fairly surprising approach to life, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be miraculous. A wig is the item to select.

Different Ogre desperately desired a rubber johnny that they liked to sit and look at. It is a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a rubber johnny is the thing that was chosen.

Different Ogre had a painting of a melon to insert somewhere. It would be a fairly original action, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was breathtaking. Honestly, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.

Different Ogre wanted a little monkey that they would often try to balance on their head. This is certainly a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to many, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is the most awesome idea. A little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

Different Ogre craved for a vibrator that they would occasionally share. It should have been an odd operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was entertaining. Who would have thought, a vibrator would be the item that was opted for.