His Lovely Ogre

His Lovely Ogre desperately desired a helmet that they would occasionally eat. This is certainly an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a helmet being the chosen thing.

His Lovely Ogre looked for a chocolate bar that they liked to cuddle. It should be a strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the chosen item.

His Lovely Ogre found a can of coke that they would sometimes sleep with. This seems a surprising activity, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Strangely, a can of coke would be the item that was selected.

His Lovely Ogre needed a sponge that they would occasionally sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly curious thing to do, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be wonderous. Remarkably, a sponge was the thing that was opted for.

His Lovely Ogre desperately desired a crown that they would often embrace. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that it was in fact, awesome. Strangely, a crown would be the item chosen.

His Lovely Ogre always carried a wig that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. It would be a fairly strange action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.