A Naughty Ogre

A Naughty Ogre always had with them a bat to smash. This could be considered a fairly extraordinary activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a bat would be the item that was selected.

A Naughty Ogre desperately looked for a stapler that they would often cuddle. One might consider this to be a fairly strange operation, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the item that was selected.

A Naughty Ogre desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to demolish. It should be a fairly bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a pint of beer is the thing to opt for.

A Naughty Ogre had a porno magazine that they would occasionally drop. It is considered to be a fairly weird idea, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a porno magazine being the item opted for.

A Naughty Ogre looked for a bottle of coke that they sometimes eat. One might find this to be an odd action, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a bottle of coke is the item to select.

A Naughty Ogre often carried a spade that they would sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was stunning. Honestly, a spade would be the chosen thing.