Her Ugly Ogre

Her Ugly Ogre always had with them a painting of a melon that they would often rub on his belly. This could be considered a fairly strange operation, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon having that done to it

Her Ugly Ogre found a tomato to put on his head. It is considered to be a curious thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a tomato was the chosen item.

Her Ugly Ogre desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would often try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to you, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of Tango was the thing that was selected.

Her Ugly Ogre often carried a stapler that they would put on his head. It might be a curious activity, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler was the item that was chosen.

Her Ugly Ogre had a CD player that they would try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an extraordinary action, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who considered that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

Her Ugly Ogre needed a set of lego to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This is certainly a fairly strange undertaking, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was epic. Who would have thought, a set of lego being the thing opted for.