Her Adorable Ogre

Her Adorable Ogre had a cucumber that they would sit and look at. It is considered to be a fairly strange approach to life, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that this idea was miraculous. Bizarrely, a cucumber is the thing to select.

Her Adorable Ogre often carried a cup that they would often eat. This seems to be a fairly astonishing suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a cup would be the thing that was selected.

Her Adorable Ogre looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put on his head. This is certainly a fairly different action, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, simply life. Remarkably, a stretchman would be the item that was chosen.

Her Adorable Ogre desperately searched for a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. One might say this is a fairly surprising undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Adorable Ogre had a little monkey to worship. It is considered to be a peculiar operation, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea was awesome. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to select.

Her Adorable Ogre carried a big sponge that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is epic. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to select.