Lucky Ogre

Lucky Ogre found a rubber chicken to worship. This seems to be an original activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be awe-inspring. Remarkably, a rubber chicken was the chosen item.

Lucky Ogre often carried a bag of flour that they would sometimes insert somewhere. This might appear to be a fairly original undertaking, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was amazing. A bag of flour would be the item that was chosen.

Lucky Ogre searched for a can of coke that they liked to experiment on. It is an exciting operation, to me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is sublime. Remarkably, a can of coke is the item to select.

Lucky Ogre carried a bag of poop that they would often eat. This might appear to be a fairly astonishing idea, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who felt that it was in fact, epic. Strangely, a bag of poop is the item to select.

Lucky Ogre desperately looked for a hat that they would occasionally break. It should be a fairly strange thought, to most, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a hat would be the thing that was selected.

Lucky Ogre desperately craved for a condom that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a condom being the chosen thing.