The Horny Ogre

The Horny Ogre needed a pen that they would experiment on. This is certainly an exciting undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who assumed it was out of this world. Bizarrely, a pen would be the thing that was selected.

The Horny Ogre needed a bottle of beer that they sometimes smash. It was considered to be a strange activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, awesome. Remarkably, a bottle of beer was the item that was chosen.

The Horny Ogre always carried a dildo that they would often eat. It is considered to be a fairly peculiar suggestion, to some, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it was magnificent. Strangely, a dildo being the item selected.

The Horny Ogre always kept a rubber johnny that they liked to experiment on. It should have been a strange thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is wonderous. Who would have imagined, a rubber johnny being the item opted for.

The Horny Ogre wanted a crown that they would sometimes put on his head. It would have been a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who feels it was amazing. You wouldnt have thought, a crown of all things.

The Horny Ogre found a stapler that they would put up their bum. It is considered to be a fairly weird operation, to my children, but not to the Ogre, who expected it was wonderful. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.