Her Crypting Ogre

Her Crypting Ogre desperately desired a ball that they would sometimes put on his head. It was a new operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Strangely, a ball is the thing to choose.

Her Crypting Ogre owned a little monkey that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was magnificent. Strangely, a little monkey was the chosen item.

Her Crypting Ogre desperately desired a teapot that they would occasionally drop. This could be considered a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is miraculous. Who would have thought, a teapot is the item to choose.

Her Crypting Ogre needed a custard pie that they would often put on his head. It is a surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

Her Crypting Ogre wanted a pen that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. Strangely, a pen was the item that was chosen.

Her Crypting Ogre found a bottle of beer that they would sometimes put down their trousers. It might have been a weird exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was miraculous. Who would have thought, a bottle of beer being the item opted for.