Purple Ogre

Purple Ogre desperately looked for a helmet that they would sometimes demolish. It would have been a fairly exciting activity, to some, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

Purple Ogre had a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally annihilate This is certainly a funny thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Purple Ogre always had with them a can of Tango that they would drop. It is considered to be an unusual thought, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was simply life. Who would have thought, a can of Tango is the thing to opt for.

Purple Ogre owned a pint of cider that they would sometimes break. It was a fairly unusual proposal, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered it was miraculous. Remarkably, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Purple Ogre found a rubber johnny that they would rub on his belly. This might appear to be a weird proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is breathtaking. A rubber johnny is the item to choose.

Purple Ogre desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly a fairly strange idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item that was chosen.