A Ugly Ogre

A Ugly Ogre desired a toilet brush that they would often rub on his belly. One might say this is a fairly exciting activity, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who considered that it was in fact, simply life. Honestly, a toilet brush of all things.

A Ugly Ogre desperately looked for a lava lamp that they sometimes play with. It might have been a somewhat surprising thought, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a lava lamp was the thing that was opted for.

A Ugly Ogre needed a bottle of beer that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny approach to life, to some, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Ogre had a porno magazine to embrace. This could be considered an exciting suggestion, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a porno magazine is the thing to opt for.

A Ugly Ogre desperately craved for a cup that they sometimes share. This could be considered a fairly peculiar thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a cup would be the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Ogre wanted a rubber chicken that they would occasionally put on his head. One might consider this to be a new idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that this idea is the most awesome idea. Strangely, a rubber chicken would be the item that was chosen.