A Fucking Ogre

A Fucking Ogre desperately searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes embrace. It is considered to be a weird proposal, to many, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was the most awesome idea. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the thing that was chosen.

A Fucking Ogre desperately needed a little monkey that they sometimes put up their bum. This seems to be a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is wonderful. Strangely, a little monkey is the thing to choose.

A Fucking Ogre desperately craved for a wig that they would sometimes eat. It should have been a different suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. Who would have thought, a wig being the item opted for.

A Fucking Ogre needed a bat that they would often cuddle. This is certainly a fairly peculiar undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a bat would be the item chosen.

A Fucking Ogre looked for a stretchman that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might have been a fairly original exercise, to my dad, but not to the Ogre, who feels that this idea is simply life. Honestly, a stretchman being the thing selected.

A Fucking Ogre craved for a block of cheese to play with. It should be an extraordinary approach to life, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion it would be breathtaking. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was selected.