A Eccentric Ogre

A Eccentric Ogre desired a bottle of beer that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a weird approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bottle of beer is the item to opt for.

A Eccentric Ogre found a can of Dr Pepper that they would often put down their trousers. It might be a weird and wonderful idea, to me, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it was spectacular. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper was the thing that was opted for.

A Eccentric Ogre searched for a stapler that they liked to smash. It was a bizarre undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a stapler is the thing that was chosen.

A Eccentric Ogre wanted a helmet that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks that the idea was breathtaking. A helmet being the item selected.

A Eccentric Ogre always had with them a mug that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to select.

A Eccentric Ogre owned a chocolate bar to embrace. It would be a fairly surprising approach to life, to me and my wife, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it was spectacular. Remarkably, a chocolate bar was the thing that was opted for.