The Fucking Ogre

The Fucking Ogre looked for a toilet brush that they would eat. It is a fairly funny activity, to many, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

The Fucking Ogre looked for a bottle of beer that they would often try to nail to the wall. It should be a fairly unusual action, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who expected it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a bottle of beer being the chosen thing.

The Fucking Ogre desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they sometimes rub on his belly. It is considered to be a surprising action, to many, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. A pencil sharpener being the item opted for.

The Fucking Ogre searched for a Harry Potter wand that they would often sleep with. This seems to be a fairly exciting undertaking, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be magnificent. Remarkably, a Harry Potter wand was the item that was selected.

The Fucking Ogre searched for a bag of flour that they sometimes break. One might say this is a fairly exciting proposal, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that it was in fact, miraculous. Bizarrely, a bag of flour being the chosen item.

The Fucking Ogre always carried a set of lego that they sometimes annihilate It might have been a funny undertaking, to you, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego would be the item that was chosen.