His Jolly Ogre

His Jolly Ogre desperately wanted a spade to worship. It might be a curious thought, to me, but not to the Ogre, who feels that the idea was magnificent. You wouldnt have imagined, a spade was the thing that was selected.

His Jolly Ogre had a tomato that they would often throw. It should have been a different thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who thought it was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato was the chosen thing.

His Jolly Ogre desperately desired a toilet brush that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. It should have been a weird operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who considered it would be amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a toilet brush would be the item that was chosen.

His Jolly Ogre needed a computer that they would insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly new idea, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Ogre, who assumed that the idea was fun. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing to choose.

His Jolly Ogre desperately needed a toilet brush that they liked to embrace. It would be a fairly strange activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush is the item to choose.

His Jolly Ogre wanted a Harry Potter wand that they would share. It is considered to be a fairly unusual exercise, to my mum, but not to the Ogre, who considered that the idea was epic. Who would have thought, a Harry Potter wand of all things.