His Bewildered Ogre

His Bewildered Ogre owned a magic 8 ball that they would sleep with. This might appear to be a strange thought, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought it would be wonderful. A magic 8 ball being the thing opted for.

His Bewildered Ogre craved for a dildo to try to balance on their head. It would have been a weird and wonderful operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was epic. Bizarrely, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Bewildered Ogre desperately needed a lava lamp that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a fairly unusual operation, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp of all things.

His Bewildered Ogre desperately looked for a can of Tango that they would try to balance on their head. It should be a curious exercise, to my grandma, but not to the Ogre, who thought that this idea is entertaining. A can of Tango being the chosen item.

His Bewildered Ogre desperately craved for a toilet brush that they would often try to balance on their head. One might consider this to be an unusual undertaking, to most, but not to the Ogre, who felt that this idea was out of this world. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was selected.

His Bewildered Ogre desperately desired a pint of beer that they would often experiment on. One might say this is a somewhat surprising suggestion, to my grandpa, but not to the Ogre, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a pint of beer of all things.