The Different Ogre

The Different Ogre desperately looked for a rubber johnny to annihilate It was considered to be a surprising thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was sublime. Strangely, a rubber johnny would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Ogre desperately desired a magic 8 ball that they would sometimes put on his head. This seems to be a fairly original idea, to most, but not to the Ogre, who had decided it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a magic 8 ball was the item that was selected.

The Different Ogre carried a porno magazine that they would sometimes smash. It is considered to be a bizarre exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Ogre, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Strangely, a porno magazine was the chosen thing.

The Different Ogre carried a little monkey that they would sometimes embrace. One might consider this to be an extraordinary undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Ogre, who thought that the idea was wonderful. Remarkably, a little monkey would be the thing that was selected.

The Different Ogre owned a cucumber that they would sit and look at. One might find this to be a peculiar operation, to me and my parents, but not to the Ogre, who expected that the idea was spectacular. A cucumber would be the item that was opted for.

The Different Ogre desperately needed a spade that they sometimes put up their bum. It should have been a fairly different operation, to most, but not to the Ogre, who expected that this idea is simply life. Remarkably, a spade having that done to it